If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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