she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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