next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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