He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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