i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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