That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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