the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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