Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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