btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Randomize
