My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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