You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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