Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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