idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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