i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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