therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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