My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Randomize
