you guys were way drunker than both of me
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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