I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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