this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Randomize
