Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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