I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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