i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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