And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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