It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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