Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
The ass gains better be worth it
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