I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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