I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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