escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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