he puts the penis in happiness.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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