I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
You made out with two different species that night
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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