There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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