Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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