Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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