Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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