she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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