So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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