Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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