super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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