I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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