Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Dicks are not precious.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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