so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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