We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I cockslap morals
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
