That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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