I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My pussy is not your playground.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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