butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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