They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Randomize