My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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