I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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