Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
worst night to have a conscience
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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