Soap is not a condiment
barbara walters just said penis...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
And then he peed in my hair
Randomize
